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Are you sure?

I sat on a bench and chillaxed looking up at the blue sky and thinking this and that. Yeah, it was a normal day and I spent my sweet afternoon in a park. Then, a man came close to me and said, "Can I sit next to you?" "Of course, sir," I said. He sat and was talking to me. "Hey, how's it going? You looked so serious!" I said, "Oh, did I? Actually, I thought why I'm so ugly. I always think I can't get married!"

He listened to me and said, "Don't worry, man! Hey, look at my nose. It's so PREGNANT! But I have a wife." I said, "Excuse me? Pregnant?" "Yup," he said. I thought, "No way! He is a man and I know his nose doesn't have a womb, but wait! His nose is very multifunctional. He, no, his nose can breathe and get pregnant!"

Yeah, you already know he said, "PROMINENT" not "PREGNANT."


This story was invented by J.D
I mean this was a fiction.



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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-16 03:14 | JOKE