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カテゴリ:日の常と書いて日常だよ( 33 )

Respect=♥=Friendship

FUCK!
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-06-11 04:11 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

180 degrees

I suppose you guys think I'm just rude asswipe or shit. I don't care.
But you know how I'm polite and prim when I'm speaking or posting comments in Japanese.

I think speaking foreign languages might turn my personality 180 degrees around.

For example, I don't say "I miss you" to Japanese gals or homies. BUT I sometimes say that to my best e-pal aka DUSKY. You know she is a lady.

HAVE I SAID THAT BEFORE JAPANESE GALS? The answer is fucking simply "No," cuz I know what I gotta do and what I don't gotta do.

"I miss you" means "寂しい" or shit in Japanese! This Japanese word sounds beautiful, I think, but If I say "寂しい" or "I miss you," you definitely get me wrong!

Ok, I'm starving now. I don't wanna write anything any more.

Have a shitty ass hot day, folks.
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-27 04:34 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

Why don't you ask me anything?

Some people on the net rarely ask me. If I said, "Any questions?” or shit, they would go like, “Nope. Well, I'm busy now sorry."
I suppose they don't give a fuck about me! lol But you know, conversations are constructed by asking questions and answering.

Some of you guys often make me feel I'm kinda loser or shit.
Yeah, I'm as useless as dog shit on the street, but I'm a SPEAKING SHIT! Please talk to me and ask something about me! I'm not a NORMAL SHIT, you know? lol
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-25 01:13 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

sit or shit

I used to sit up late. Well, the difference between "sit" and "shit" is a lot. You know I'm confused when I speak English. If I have to tell you "SIT DOWN," I might go like "SHIT DOWN!" SHIT DOWN? What the fuck does it mean? lol
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-24 04:09 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

What's your dream?

4 years back or shit, I can't remember clearly, but I was in a classroom with my classmates and took an English class. We needed to speak ENGLISH ONLY. I don't know the reason, but they hesitated to speak English. You see most of them were motherfucking talkative when they spoke Japanese. Yeah, damn noisy, you know? However, in a case of that if they gotta speak English, they were like "Hi... How are you today?" Did I seem unhealthy to them? LOL

Whatever, they were like "..." Damn silent, you know? They didn't speak much! Well, I'm not so talkative, but I speak what I gotta speak all the time.
Our classroom was fucking dead silent like oysters, so our teacher asked us, "Do you motherfuckers have goddamn dreams?" He didn't say motherfuckers or goddamn, though, you know? LOL

They, my classmates, only thought about their dreams but didn't speak anything! I thought, "Come on, guys! Answer that question!" Then, the teacher asked me, "What's your dream, J.D?" I spoke my dream out like this; "Well, I'd like to die feeling happiness. That's all!" He said, "Excuse me? Is it your dream?" I didn't answer him, because he could hear me, but he just wanted to hear what I said again. I thought, "Yeah, motherfucking right! It's my dream. You heard me, ai?"

You know the man, who taught us English definitely thought like, "Oh, shit. He is a loco and he must be depressed," or shit.

And now what is your dream? LOL

You wanna die feeling happiness?







爆笑翻訳 by excite 「うん、すごい権利!」(爆笑)
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-21 00:31 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

clerks

You know I'm looking like a HELLA BAD GUY! If you come across me, you definitely think I'm not a good guy. Nope, I think that you regard me as kinda gangsta shit! Yeah, 100 percent! Bet your butt. I don't like gambling, though. *LOL*

Today, I went to a shop. NOT A PORN SHOP! *LOL* I had to buy something, so I was there, you know? Then, I walked around and wondered which one I really needed.

2 or 3 minutes later, a clerk came close to me. Yeah, he thought like, "Wow, this guy must be crazy shit! What the fuck is he doing? OK, I gotta watch him. Oh, FUCK! HE IS LIKE A GANGSTA! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" or something like that. Whatever! I don't give a fuck!

Well, I've never stolen anything. This is kinda my pride. Yeah, I know I'm looking like a fucking bad and fierce ass guy, but I know what I mustn't do.

Actually, he pissed me off. You know why?

His eyes told me, "You are looking like a shoplifter!"

I didn't say anything about him, but I thought, "FUCK YOU, COCKSUCKER! YEAH, I'M A PUNK! SO WHAT? DO YOU WANNA SAY I AM A SHOPLIFTER? SAY IT IF YOU CAN! YOU FUCKING PRICK SON OF A BITCH!"

Wow, I gotta watch my mouth. *LOL*

Anyway, fuck that clerk!


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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-15 00:22 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

China

READ THIS!

cut the bullshit!
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-13 00:27 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

dads are dirty? hell no!

You know some girls say dads are dirty. I'm like "What? Who the fuck do you think you are?"
They must know THEY WERE FROM DADS' SEMEN! LOL
Yeah, your dads blew off sperm in utero or shit, so now you can breathe, fuck and shit!

Semen saw the ovum and thought, "Oh, she is my boo!" and she thought, "Give me a smooch!" or shit! LOL
Imagine like that! That's fucking funny, huh?

But you dare to say dads are dirty?

I can't totally understand you.

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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-08 01:17 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

Why are you so stubborn?

Yes, right. Some of you guys always ask like that. "Hey, J.D. Why are you so stubborn?"

I don't say anything about that, but I sometimes hear voices inside my head. He (or should I say "It"?) says, "Fuck it all! Who the hell cares about me if I'm fucking stubborn?"
Well, I know I'm fucking headstrong, but I can't change my personality.
Shit! It's a pain in the ass rebuilding my character from A to Z, you know?

You all don't know my early age. I was short-tempered, so I beat my opponents up. Most of them were fucking jerks like shit, so I didn't give a fuck about them. If I hurt them, I didn't feel anything but emptiness.

One day, I started to think like, "Wow, I'm too crazy, huh? I'm definitely gonna be a gangster if I grow up. Wait! I don't give a fuck if I will be a hood, but ah... What will my parents think about me if I'll be a real gangster. Do I wanna be thought by them as a tattooed man? As not their son? FUCK! I gotta be patient little by little."

Then, I tried not to be pissed. Many motherfuckers said, "Yo J.D you mofo! Kiss my ass!" or shit, but I didn't smash them.

Day by day, I was becoming a "patient" boy, because I made some rules.

#Be tolerant
#Be tactful
#Be strict

I don't still break that, but you know, sometimes RULES make us stubborn.

Yeah, I suppose you know what I mean.

I made that by myself, but I can't destroy that.

It's a catch 22 situation, right?

So don't say, "J.D! You fucking cocksucker! You motherfucking headstrong!"

If you say that, I may not give a fuck, but I say, "FUCK YOU!"


翻訳した文章(笑)
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-04 02:58 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

写真を公開すると

いつも閑古鳥が鳴いている私のblogですが、昨日は写真の影響か
natu姉さんとTさんの所にアホコメントを残したおかげか
訪問者が多かったです。

いや、わかってます。
写真公開しただけでbloggersを引きつけられる程、私のblogは有名ではありません。
むしろ"無名"で有名なんです。(笑)

natu姉さんとTさんに感謝。

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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-02 01:42 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ