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カテゴリ：日の常と書いて日常だよ( 33 )
2005年 06月 11日
2005年 04月 27日
But you know how I'm polite and prim when I'm speaking or posting comments in Japanese.
I think speaking foreign languages might turn my personality 180 degrees around.
For example, I don't say "I miss you" to Japanese gals or homies. BUT I sometimes say that to my best e-pal aka DUSKY. You know she is a lady.
HAVE I SAID THAT BEFORE JAPANESE GALS? The answer is fucking simply "No," cuz I know what I gotta do and what I don't gotta do.
"I miss you" means "寂しい" or shit in Japanese! This Japanese word sounds beautiful, I think, but If I say "寂しい" or "I miss you," you definitely get me wrong!
Ok, I'm starving now. I don't wanna write anything any more.
Have a shitty ass hot day, folks.
2005年 04月 25日
I suppose they don't give a fuck about me! lol But you know, conversations are constructed by asking questions and answering.
Some of you guys often make me feel I'm kinda loser or shit.
Yeah, I'm as useless as dog shit on the street, but I'm a SPEAKING SHIT! Please talk to me and ask something about me! I'm not a NORMAL SHIT, you know? lol
2005年 04月 24日
2005年 04月 21日
Whatever, they were like "..." Damn silent, you know? They didn't speak much! Well, I'm not so talkative, but I speak what I gotta speak all the time.
Our classroom was fucking dead silent like oysters, so our teacher asked us, "Do you motherfuckers have goddamn dreams?" He didn't say motherfuckers or goddamn, though, you know? LOL
They, my classmates, only thought about their dreams but didn't speak anything! I thought, "Come on, guys! Answer that question!" Then, the teacher asked me, "What's your dream, J.D?" I spoke my dream out like this; "Well, I'd like to die feeling happiness. That's all!" He said, "Excuse me? Is it your dream?" I didn't answer him, because he could hear me, but he just wanted to hear what I said again. I thought, "Yeah, motherfucking right! It's my dream. You heard me, ai?"
You know the man, who taught us English definitely thought like, "Oh, shit. He is a loco and he must be depressed," or shit.
And now what is your dream? LOL
You wanna die feeling happiness?
爆笑翻訳 by excite 「うん、すごい権利!」(爆笑)
2005年 04月 15日
Today, I went to a shop. NOT A PORN SHOP! *LOL* I had to buy something, so I was there, you know? Then, I walked around and wondered which one I really needed.
2 or 3 minutes later, a clerk came close to me. Yeah, he thought like, "Wow, this guy must be crazy shit! What the fuck is he doing? OK, I gotta watch him. Oh, FUCK! HE IS LIKE A GANGSTA! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" or something like that. Whatever! I don't give a fuck!
Well, I've never stolen anything. This is kinda my pride. Yeah, I know I'm looking like a fucking bad and fierce ass guy, but I know what I mustn't do.
Actually, he pissed me off. You know why?
His eyes told me, "You are looking like a shoplifter!"
I didn't say anything about him, but I thought, "FUCK YOU, COCKSUCKER! YEAH, I'M A PUNK! SO WHAT? DO YOU WANNA SAY I AM A SHOPLIFTER? SAY IT IF YOU CAN! YOU FUCKING PRICK SON OF A BITCH!"
Wow, I gotta watch my mouth. *LOL*
Anyway, fuck that clerk!
爆笑翻訳 by excite
2005年 04月 13日
2005年 04月 08日
They must know THEY WERE FROM DADS' SEMEN! LOL
Yeah, your dads blew off sperm in utero or shit, so now you can breathe, fuck and shit!
Semen saw the ovum and thought, "Oh, she is my boo!" and she thought, "Give me a smooch!" or shit! LOL
Imagine like that! That's fucking funny, huh?
But you dare to say dads are dirty?
I can't totally understand you.
2005年 04月 04日
I don't say anything about that, but I sometimes hear voices inside my head. He (or should I say "It"?) says, "Fuck it all! Who the hell cares about me if I'm fucking stubborn?"
Well, I know I'm fucking headstrong, but I can't change my personality.
Shit! It's a pain in the ass rebuilding my character from A to Z, you know?
You all don't know my early age. I was short-tempered, so I beat my opponents up. Most of them were fucking jerks like shit, so I didn't give a fuck about them. If I hurt them, I didn't feel anything but emptiness.
One day, I started to think like, "Wow, I'm too crazy, huh? I'm definitely gonna be a gangster if I grow up. Wait! I don't give a fuck if I will be a hood, but ah... What will my parents think about me if I'll be a real gangster. Do I wanna be thought by them as a tattooed man? As not their son? FUCK! I gotta be patient little by little."
Then, I tried not to be pissed. Many motherfuckers said, "Yo J.D you mofo! Kiss my ass!" or shit, but I didn't smash them.
Day by day, I was becoming a "patient" boy, because I made some rules.
I don't still break that, but you know, sometimes RULES make us stubborn.
Yeah, I suppose you know what I mean.
I made that by myself, but I can't destroy that.
It's a catch 22 situation, right?
So don't say, "J.D! You fucking cocksucker! You motherfucking headstrong!"
If you say that, I may not give a fuck, but I say, "FUCK YOU!"
2005年 04月 02日