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2005年 04月 29日
My heart wants to cry
But my eyes are dead dry
How come they had to die?
2005年 04月 27日
But you know how I'm polite and prim when I'm speaking or posting comments in Japanese.
I think speaking foreign languages might turn my personality 180 degrees around.
For example, I don't say "I miss you" to Japanese gals or homies. BUT I sometimes say that to my best e-pal aka DUSKY. You know she is a lady.
HAVE I SAID THAT BEFORE JAPANESE GALS? The answer is fucking simply "No," cuz I know what I gotta do and what I don't gotta do.
"I miss you" means "寂しい" or shit in Japanese! This Japanese word sounds beautiful, I think, but If I say "寂しい" or "I miss you," you definitely get me wrong!
Ok, I'm starving now. I don't wanna write anything any more.
Have a shitty ass hot day, folks.
2005年 04月 25日
I suppose they don't give a fuck about me! lol But you know, conversations are constructed by asking questions and answering.
Some of you guys often make me feel I'm kinda loser or shit.
Yeah, I'm as useless as dog shit on the street, but I'm a SPEAKING SHIT! Please talk to me and ask something about me! I'm not a NORMAL SHIT, you know? lol
2005年 04月 24日
2005年 04月 22日
I wrote about it yesterday, but I do think you don't read the entry. lol
Well, I don't talk too much even if I ain't angry. I mean I'm kinda shy.
If I get pissed off, I don't speak anything but think, "Shut the fuck up! If I have time, I cut your dick off and put it into your asshole motherfucker!"
BUT WAIT! If gals annoy me, how should I do? They don't have DICKS! I gotta cut their vertical smiles off? No, I can't! lol
Anyway, I know and you know I'm a psycho! lol
2005年 04月 21日
2005年 04月 21日
Whatever, they were like "..." Damn silent, you know? They didn't speak much! Well, I'm not so talkative, but I speak what I gotta speak all the time.
Our classroom was fucking dead silent like oysters, so our teacher asked us, "Do you motherfuckers have goddamn dreams?" He didn't say motherfuckers or goddamn, though, you know? LOL
They, my classmates, only thought about their dreams but didn't speak anything! I thought, "Come on, guys! Answer that question!" Then, the teacher asked me, "What's your dream, J.D?" I spoke my dream out like this; "Well, I'd like to die feeling happiness. That's all!" He said, "Excuse me? Is it your dream?" I didn't answer him, because he could hear me, but he just wanted to hear what I said again. I thought, "Yeah, motherfucking right! It's my dream. You heard me, ai?"
You know the man, who taught us English definitely thought like, "Oh, shit. He is a loco and he must be depressed," or shit.
And now what is your dream? LOL
You wanna die feeling happiness?
爆笑翻訳 by excite 「うん、すごい権利!」(爆笑)
2005年 04月 18日
2005年 04月 18日
i took my buddy's pic 2 or 3 days ago. wanna see it?
DON'T COPY THIS SHIT, OK???
2005年 04月 16日
He listened to me and said, "Don't worry, man! Hey, look at my nose. It's so PREGNANT! But I have a wife." I said, "Excuse me? Pregnant?" "Yup," he said. I thought, "No way! He is a man and I know his nose doesn't have a womb, but wait! His nose is very multifunctional. He, no, his nose can breathe and get pregnant!"
Yeah, you already know he said, "PROMINENT" not "PREGNANT."
I mean this was a fiction.