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by johandoesakajd
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April 25th

My body says I should cry
My heart wants to cry
But my eyes are dead dry
How come they had to die?


May they rest in peace!

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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-29 01:08 | たまには真面目にやるんだね・・

180 degrees

I suppose you guys think I'm just rude asswipe or shit. I don't care.
But you know how I'm polite and prim when I'm speaking or posting comments in Japanese.

I think speaking foreign languages might turn my personality 180 degrees around.

For example, I don't say "I miss you" to Japanese gals or homies. BUT I sometimes say that to my best e-pal aka DUSKY. You know she is a lady.

HAVE I SAID THAT BEFORE JAPANESE GALS? The answer is fucking simply "No," cuz I know what I gotta do and what I don't gotta do.

"I miss you" means "寂しい" or shit in Japanese! This Japanese word sounds beautiful, I think, but If I say "寂しい" or "I miss you," you definitely get me wrong!

Ok, I'm starving now. I don't wanna write anything any more.

Have a shitty ass hot day, folks.
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-27 04:34 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

Why don't you ask me anything?

Some people on the net rarely ask me. If I said, "Any questions?” or shit, they would go like, “Nope. Well, I'm busy now sorry."
I suppose they don't give a fuck about me! lol But you know, conversations are constructed by asking questions and answering.

Some of you guys often make me feel I'm kinda loser or shit.
Yeah, I'm as useless as dog shit on the street, but I'm a SPEAKING SHIT! Please talk to me and ask something about me! I'm not a NORMAL SHIT, you know? lol
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-25 01:13 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

sit or shit

I used to sit up late. Well, the difference between "sit" and "shit" is a lot. You know I'm confused when I speak English. If I have to tell you "SIT DOWN," I might go like "SHIT DOWN!" SHIT DOWN? What the fuck does it mean? lol
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-24 04:09 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

When I get pissed off.

I suppose some of you guys get me wrong. You think, "J.D is a talkative and optimistic guy!" HELL NO!

I wrote about it yesterday, but I do think you don't read the entry. lol

Well, I don't talk too much even if I ain't angry. I mean I'm kinda shy.

If I get pissed off, I don't speak anything but think, "Shut the fuck up! If I have time, I cut your dick off and put it into your asshole motherfucker!"

BUT WAIT! If gals annoy me, how should I do? They don't have DICKS! I gotta cut their vertical smiles off? No, I can't! lol

Anyway, I know and you know I'm a psycho! lol

爆笑するには自分の力が必要だろ?
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-22 01:39 | 怒りと哀しみと

素直

愛してると素直に言える人

愛が欲しいと素直に言える人

どちらになりたいのかわかならなくて

随分考えたけれど

わからなくて

愛してると言えた過去の自分は

もうどこにもいなくて

愛が欲しいと言えなかった自分は

影のようにつきまとって

素直になれないから

素直になりたいけど

本当は君に気付いて欲しかったんだ


素直になる事を

まるで悪い事をして

親に叱られるのを恐れる子供のように

ずっと恐れてた僕に

ただ

気付いて欲しかったんだ

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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-21 01:32 | つぶやき

What's your dream?

4 years back or shit, I can't remember clearly, but I was in a classroom with my classmates and took an English class. We needed to speak ENGLISH ONLY. I don't know the reason, but they hesitated to speak English. You see most of them were motherfucking talkative when they spoke Japanese. Yeah, damn noisy, you know? However, in a case of that if they gotta speak English, they were like "Hi... How are you today?" Did I seem unhealthy to them? LOL

Whatever, they were like "..." Damn silent, you know? They didn't speak much! Well, I'm not so talkative, but I speak what I gotta speak all the time.
Our classroom was fucking dead silent like oysters, so our teacher asked us, "Do you motherfuckers have goddamn dreams?" He didn't say motherfuckers or goddamn, though, you know? LOL

They, my classmates, only thought about their dreams but didn't speak anything! I thought, "Come on, guys! Answer that question!" Then, the teacher asked me, "What's your dream, J.D?" I spoke my dream out like this; "Well, I'd like to die feeling happiness. That's all!" He said, "Excuse me? Is it your dream?" I didn't answer him, because he could hear me, but he just wanted to hear what I said again. I thought, "Yeah, motherfucking right! It's my dream. You heard me, ai?"

You know the man, who taught us English definitely thought like, "Oh, shit. He is a loco and he must be depressed," or shit.

And now what is your dream? LOL

You wanna die feeling happiness?







爆笑翻訳 by excite 「うん、すごい権利!」(爆笑)
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-21 00:31 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

hey you ladies!

Well, I sometimes said, "You are cute," or something like that on the net. Yeah, I thought some of you were cute, therefore I told ya a damn ordinary idea. But I didn't intend to mack to you, you know? If you thought like "Wow, J.D must be interested in me," die motherfuckers!
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-18 02:11 | 私に関する考察の様な何か

CHECK MY HOMIE OUT!

hey, homies! whats up?
i took my buddy's pic 2 or 3 days ago. wanna see it?










DON'T COPY THIS SHIT, OK???
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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-18 01:30 | 私に関する考察の様な何か

Are you sure?

I sat on a bench and chillaxed looking up at the blue sky and thinking this and that. Yeah, it was a normal day and I spent my sweet afternoon in a park. Then, a man came close to me and said, "Can I sit next to you?" "Of course, sir," I said. He sat and was talking to me. "Hey, how's it going? You looked so serious!" I said, "Oh, did I? Actually, I thought why I'm so ugly. I always think I can't get married!"

He listened to me and said, "Don't worry, man! Hey, look at my nose. It's so PREGNANT! But I have a wife." I said, "Excuse me? Pregnant?" "Yup," he said. I thought, "No way! He is a man and I know his nose doesn't have a womb, but wait! His nose is very multifunctional. He, no, his nose can breathe and get pregnant!"

Yeah, you already know he said, "PROMINENT" not "PREGNANT."


This story was invented by J.D
I mean this was a fiction.



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by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-16 03:14 | JOKE