4 years back or shit, I can't remember clearly, but I was in a classroom with my classmates and took an English class. We needed to speak ENGLISH ONLY. I don't know the reason, but they hesitated to speak English. You see most of them were motherfucking talkative when they spoke Japanese. Yeah, damn noisy, you know? However, in a case of that if they gotta speak English, they were like "Hi... How are you today?" Did I seem unhealthy to them? LOL
Whatever, they were like "..." Damn silent, you know? They didn't speak much! Well, I'm not so talkative, but I speak what I gotta speak all the time.
Our classroom was fucking dead silent like oysters, so our teacher asked us, "Do you motherfuckers have goddamn dreams?" He didn't say motherfuckers or goddamn, though, you know? LOL
They, my classmates, only thought about their dreams but didn't speak anything! I thought, "Come on, guys! Answer that question!" Then, the teacher asked me, "What's your dream, J.D?" I spoke my dream out like this; "Well, I'd like to die feeling happiness. That's all!" He said, "Excuse me? Is it your dream?" I didn't answer him, because he could hear me, but he just wanted to hear what I said again. I thought, "Yeah, motherfucking right! It's my dream. You heard me, ai?"
You know the man, who taught us English definitely thought like, "Oh, shit. He is a loco and he must be depressed," or shit.
And now what is your dream? LOL
You wanna die feeling happiness?
爆笑翻訳 by excite 「うん、すごい権利!」(爆笑)