英語だけ? んなわきゃない Any abusive messages will be deleted *lol*

by johandoesakajd
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You know I'm looking like a HELLA BAD GUY! If you come across me, you definitely think I'm not a good guy. Nope, I think that you regard me as kinda gangsta shit! Yeah, 100 percent! Bet your butt. I don't like gambling, though. *LOL*

Today, I went to a shop. NOT A PORN SHOP! *LOL* I had to buy something, so I was there, you know? Then, I walked around and wondered which one I really needed.

2 or 3 minutes later, a clerk came close to me. Yeah, he thought like, "Wow, this guy must be crazy shit! What the fuck is he doing? OK, I gotta watch him. Oh, FUCK! HE IS LIKE A GANGSTA! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" or something like that. Whatever! I don't give a fuck!

Well, I've never stolen anything. This is kinda my pride. Yeah, I know I'm looking like a fucking bad and fierce ass guy, but I know what I mustn't do.

Actually, he pissed me off. You know why?

His eyes told me, "You are looking like a shoplifter!"


Wow, I gotta watch my mouth. *LOL*

Anyway, fuck that clerk!

爆笑翻訳 by excite
# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-15 00:22 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ



cut the bullshit!
# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-13 00:27 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ

Mockingbird by EMINEM

[Eminem Speaking]
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
When I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cuz you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Laneys uncles crazy, aint he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up as daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have got so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, i told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We fear how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But i promise momma's gon' be alright

It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broken into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Laney were to young to understand that
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, i told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We fear how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But i promise momma's gon' be alright

And if you ask me to
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'll go back to the jewler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every karat don't fuck with dad (haha)
# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-12 03:03 | ちょっと真面目に英語について


When you chirm
My heart is beating softly
Listening to your lovely voice
When you fly to me
I give you a smile
Waving my hands

# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-10 06:24 | つぶやき

Am I a loser?

I don’t have a gf now. Why don’t I have a gf? Cuz I’m a loser?
Let me see... First of all, I’m too ugly or shit! LOL
I still don’t have the one who wants to be my gal. Actually, 2 or 3 years ago, there were some gals who liked me, but I gave them the ax. I mean I rejected them all.

You know, I like a cute, diligent, passionate, warm-hearted, understanding and honest gal. They were not that cute but were not that ugly, so I gotta say they were “so-so”, but I just didn’t feel like seeing them. Yeah, that's all.

If I was interested in them, I was definitely seeing one of them, but I didn’t give a fuck about love at that time. No, I didn’t give a fuck if they were cute. It was not a big deal, you know? I only thought “LOVE SUCKS!” I still think like that.

To tell you the truth, I'm not popular with gals, so I still don't have a gf.
Understood? Wanna look my pics? They make you sick! LOL
# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-10 06:12

do you think he is a priest?

It's very painful, right?

Well, ah, some of you guys know I hate rapers THE MOST!!! Yeah, I hate men who rape ladies. They must die! Or I should cut their fucking cocks.

He abused innocent children, you know???

He thought he was a priest. NO, HE WAS A GOD! FUCK!

I don't believe in god, but you know he profaned the name of god!
It was just blasphemy!!!

Did god say, "Oh, my boy! Fuck those girls?" FUCKING NO!
He said, "If you go away, you go to hell!" or shit, but you know, HE MUST GO TO HELL!


# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-09 03:47 | 怒りと哀しみと

dads are dirty? hell no!

You know some girls say dads are dirty. I'm like "What? Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Yeah, your dads blew off sperm in utero or shit, so now you can breathe, fuck and shit!

Semen saw the ovum and thought, "Oh, she is my boo!" and she thought, "Give me a smooch!" or shit! LOL
Imagine like that! That's fucking funny, huh?

But you dare to say dads are dirty?

I can't totally understand you.

# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-08 01:17 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ
Well, I wouldn't like to discuss political issues, because I'm not so smart. Oh, did you know that? Haha!

You know and I know, some people in China and Korea have anti-Japanese sentiments. That's not a shocking reality, because we, Japanese know that some of them don't like us.
No, actually, they don't like Japan. They hate Japan as a country.

In my case, I don't hate China or Korea. I don't hate people in China or Korea.

We all are the same ASIANS.

Yeah, 60 years ago, Japanese Imperial Army soldiers abused them.
I know that and think it's our guilt, which doesn't go away.

But listen to me.

Some of you guys say, "Anti-Japanese sentiment shows our patriotism."

Don't you think that's immature?

# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-06 02:14 | たまには真面目にやるんだね・・

My saddest story

Sorry, man
I couldn't sit next to you
I couldn't cry next to you
Because I was young
I was ashamed of crying in front of you
If I have met you at that time, my tears like frozen ice would have dropped on the ground

Your mama gave us a smile when we were young
But we didn't know how to forget her tenderly smile

Yeah, you know you are my alter ego, my brother
But I couldn't go to your home
Because I dropped tears from my eyes like flood

Sorry, man

# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-04 03:17 | つぶやき

Why are you so stubborn?

Yes, right. Some of you guys always ask like that. "Hey, J.D. Why are you so stubborn?"

I don't say anything about that, but I sometimes hear voices inside my head. He (or should I say "It"?) says, "Fuck it all! Who the hell cares about me if I'm fucking stubborn?"
Well, I know I'm fucking headstrong, but I can't change my personality.
Shit! It's a pain in the ass rebuilding my character from A to Z, you know?

You all don't know my early age. I was short-tempered, so I beat my opponents up. Most of them were fucking jerks like shit, so I didn't give a fuck about them. If I hurt them, I didn't feel anything but emptiness.

One day, I started to think like, "Wow, I'm too crazy, huh? I'm definitely gonna be a gangster if I grow up. Wait! I don't give a fuck if I will be a hood, but ah... What will my parents think about me if I'll be a real gangster. Do I wanna be thought by them as a tattooed man? As not their son? FUCK! I gotta be patient little by little."

Then, I tried not to be pissed. Many motherfuckers said, "Yo J.D you mofo! Kiss my ass!" or shit, but I didn't smash them.

Day by day, I was becoming a "patient" boy, because I made some rules.

#Be tolerant
#Be tactful
#Be strict

I don't still break that, but you know, sometimes RULES make us stubborn.

Yeah, I suppose you know what I mean.

I made that by myself, but I can't destroy that.

It's a catch 22 situation, right?

So don't say, "J.D! You fucking cocksucker! You motherfucking headstrong!"

If you say that, I may not give a fuck, but I say, "FUCK YOU!"

# by johandoesakajd | 2005-04-04 02:58 | 日の常と書いて日常だよ